Anyway, who is he? A wizened granpa? A merciless dictator? A mystico-mystic force or …? To know more about it, don’t miss the first show of “Un Jour De Plus” (One more day), exclusively on the Internet. Stay tuned!
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Script:
Piploum Can you imagine that? The God of gods, who created everything, is brushing his teeth! Anyway, can you please tell me why you are brushing your teeth ? You are not going to have cavities, are you ?
God I like having good breath. Come here and smell Piplum! Don’t you think I’ve got such divine breath?
Wow! You’re definitly not like the way human beings picture you.
God So, Piplum, who do they say I am?
Piploum Some see you as a wizened grandpa, with a long white beard…
Old God What are you saying?
Piploum Yes, exactly, completely gaga!
Old God Where is the garlic?
Piploum No, gaga, not garlic!
Old God Did they lose the garlic?
Piploum Going completely gaga, which is very useful to help you cope with most of the praises of your faithful…
Old God Oh Oh Oh! There’s a storm on Earth.
Piploum And so, as they wanted you to hear them, they found lots of substitutes.
Old God Brother Jones, Brother Jones, pray for us…
Piploum Ok Ok, but all humans don’t see you that way.
Old God Well, I would have been surprised.
Piploum Others see you as an authoritarian, pitiless and very demanding god.
Tyranic God Ok, now let’s have a game of Simon says. Except I will be Simon. So… Simon says: “Say your prayer on a goat’s back.”
Piploum Hey, somebody is doing it!
Tyranic God Even better, Simon says:”Recite your prayer 50 times, hands in the back and without breathing.”
Piploum Oh, a smurf!
Tyranic God Now take a bomb and blow yourself up. I hadn’t said “Simon says”! Miserable mortal! Ahahahahaha…
Piploum Hum…
Tyranic God Others still, think you are a softer god, that blends in with nature and perpetrates itself through the cycle of life.
Piploum Heu…heu-heu…D’autres pensent que tu es un dieu plus doux, qui se fond avec la nature et qui se perpétue par le cycle de la vie.
The Thing The cycle of life is coming to an end. The whole Earth is in decline. More and more animal and plant species. More and more species are clearing off. And tomorow it will be your turn, and then mine, and then ours… Nothing left !
Piploum I had never realised that in this story, you disappeared too in the end. Or that you became a nebula, sucked up by a gigantic black hole.
God Then Piplum, which one of these three versions do you prefer?
Piploum I prefer by far the original version. And you, how do you define yourself?
God Me? But I am who I am!
Piploum But nobody gives a damn about that.
God Well, yes, one more day…
