He can do anything, he can see everything, he knows everything and even knows how to make cookies. Join God and Piploum in a cooking session, especialy … greedy.
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Script:
Piploum Argggg… Oh my! Sugar! Potatoe!
God What’s wrong Piplum?
Oh? But, why are you putting on an apron? Aren’t your clothes divine like you? You can’t get dirty.
God Mmm? I just wanted to dress up. Rather cool, hey?
Yeah, but my problem is still not resolved.
God You have a problem?
I’ve lost my quill, I’m quite embarrassed.
God Your quill?
Piploum Well yes, I would like to practise writing a word with my quill… You know, like in the old days.
God You used to write with your feathers in the past?
Piploum No no, like on Earth, where they used to take birds’ feathers to write. Where is my quill? Er, please, can’t you tell me where it is?
God Well, of course I can.
Piploum Well…
God Come on, I’m joking. Here it is.
Piploum Ah great!
God But next time, please ask me when you want to eat some chocolate.
Piploum Er, er… How do you know? … Oh yes, I forgot that you know everything!
God I even know that I found your quill in the cake dough.
Piploum Ah? … Er, thanks for my quill.
God Not at all, it was my pleasure. Besides, if I prepared the cake, it’s because I knew that you wanted to eat some.
Piploum You really know everything then…
God Yeah. And I even know that right now, there are spectators watching us.
Piploum I find it really practical to know everything like you do. Why didn’t you create man with all that knowledge? Imagine! No need to waste your time looking for your keys anymore. And no need to go to school… What a happiness! Ah…
God But you’ve never gone to school, Piplum.
Piploum When I see these poor little children carrying schoolbags twice as big as them, it doesn’t really make me feel like going to school.
God Knowledge has no weight, mm… no price, well so they say…
Piploum Men are convinced that if they had the same knowledge as you, all their problems would be solved.
God I gave them all the knowledge they needed.
Piploum Humm… it’s true that, thinking about it, if they had all your science, the Earth would probably have stopped turning already.
God Don’t even think of what would happen if they had my power. Brr, what an horrible prospect!
Piploum But still, being like you is such a dream… Knowing everything, being able to do everything… being everywhere… It’s so great, so cool, so fantastic.
God But they do that already… in their movies… No, more seriously, more seriously… Some responsibilities, I had not planned to give to them at first.
Piploum Great power means great responsibilities… I’ve already heard that somewhere… In any case, if I were a man and if I had such a powerful and fantastic friend, I would never accept to leave him. That’s class! Everybody would love it!
God Not everybody alas. One more day…
Piploum Heu… chocolate ?
