The origin of earth is passionate subject. What if we ask the question to the most directly concerned. Don’t miss his answer in this new episode of One More Day. Stay tuned.
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Script:
Piploum You told me you needed 6 days to create the world, and also that for you 1000 years are as 1 day and 1 day is as 1000 years. Thus, you needed 6000 years to create everything.
God It’s very interesting what you’re saying there, hey Pazou.
Piploum Oh well, what’s the matter?
God Tired of hearing so much nonsense I am.
Piploum What, I am speaking nonsense?
God So, in your view, 6000 years to create everything I needed.
Piploum Hmm, ok… master Yoda, I’m speaking nonsense, but, however, it must have been very exciting to make everything, to create everything.
God It was an extraordinary adventure. As a matter of speaking, I had told myself people would like to know some things about the history of the creation.
Piploum This could have motivated them to want to know you better…
God Oh, this was the case for some like Moses to whom I revealed some of my secrets. But the others… they’re only a rabble of intellectuals who constantly argue and debate over three words…
Piploum I think that in order to have them reach a consensus, I should have written an encyclopaedia about creation…
God Even with 10 000 encyclopaedias they would find the way to talking nonsense… I gave them a chapter for their amusement, that more than enough…
Piploum But you gave man intelligence so that he use it, didn’t you ?
God An intelligent man is a man who seeks me. Unfortunately, in these hide-and-seek games, I am always the one who does the counting, and never the other way around.
Piploum But people seek you through what they say about you… Doesn’t this count ?
God No, people look for a God who obeys the reasoning they consider as valid… So, this doesn’t count…
Piploum I see what you mean : for the intellectuals, their mind is their God. For the greedy, money becomes a God…
God And for the believers, it’s their religion that takes the leading part away from the true Leader…
Piploum Hmm… aren’t you pushing it a bit too far?
God Hey, killing a neighbour in the name of truth in order to impose your view upon God, that’s pushing it too far… without mentioning all these wolves disguised as sheep who talk about love in order to control better.
Piploum Yeah, yeah, yeah… Do you know that we burned people for less than that ?
God They didn’t find the gates of Paradise, as far as I know. And considering all the facts, they’re not ready to find them… Anyway, don’t worry, I have prepared a “welcome” party for them…
Bug Rrr Rrr !
God Easy now, bug, easy now…
Piploum No, I mean really…
Bug rrrrrr BUG ! BUG !
Piploum Listen, you’re very cute, but you’re just a small bacon …
Bug Bug Bug
Piploum You’re cute but you’re an… eggnon?
Bug rrrr BUG ! BUG !
Piploum hmm, a small bugon, bugon ?
Bug bugon! bugon! (tout content)
Piploum Oh, look, he’s all content, bug-bug.
God Fine, I admit I did not make him very intelligent, but that is not a reason to constantly remind me of it. Besides, it’s got other qualities, right?
Piploum Oh, yeah ?
God For a starters, he makes you laugh !
Bug bugon bugon bugon !
Piploum Ah ah, ah oui, c’est vrai
God Bug ? Thank you for your courage and your bravery, but I believe we’re out of danger now.
Bug bug bug ?
Piploum Getting back to our subject : humans…
God They deliberately chose to worship the creature instead of the creator; it’s their choice. I can’t do anything about it.
Piploum Consequently you go unnoticed by more and more humans and even those who think they adore you, are actually worshiping the representation they have about you.
God Oh well… one more day
