Giving to Indiana Jones the things which belong to Indiana Jones is very natural because he’s so well known. But why is it so complicated to give to God the things that are God’s?
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Script:
Piploum Yippee! At last! The new Indiana Jones movie has finally come out!
God Indiana who? Never heard that name…
Piploum Of course you did! They already made three, and one of them even mentions the Holy-Grail!
God Holy-Grail? He’s not one of the twelve disciples: my son would have told me about him already…
Piploum What?
God I’m kidding… I’m a big fan of Indiana Jones too!
Piploum It’s true that this saga displays a prestigious team of actors.
God I have to admit that men have often surprised me pleasantly in the cinematographic art.
Piploum Yes, and some men really have a flourishing imagination… I keep a close eye on the career of a few people like that, and they often produce little wonders… Hey! Oh Oh! I’am disturbing your Bible reading… Are you checking if they have made mistakes in new translations?
God No, I’m reading a classic of human literature. There’s nothing like a good Jules Verne. This one describes my creation with panache, without forgetting me!
Piploum Oh… I wish I knew such an artist. I’d have hundreds of questions to ask him, and maybe he would even sign an autograph for me…
God At least, there’s one thing they’ve achieved: people taking interest in them through their works…
Piploum I would even say they are respected for their works… Oh, don’t be sad…I’m sure some believers think highly of you
God Some, very few, but most believers think highly of everything except me, and certainly not of the works coming from me. By the way, I’ve kept the best leaflets of their so-called gatherings in my name. Do you want to see a couple of them?
Piploum Hm hm!
God First howler: follow this holy missionary’s exploits and how she gave her life for the most needy.
Piploum Oh! How great is her soul… and far away now.
God Next howler: come to visit our holy place, where the fountains have healing properties…
Piploum Why? Did you wee in the water?
God Great preacher, lots of miracles, great unction and most of all… free admission!
Piploum What a humility…
God Not even mentionning the way out. Next howler: pilgrimage on the sacred lands of our ancestors, with the possibility of paying homage to the prophet’s tumb.
Piploum Why? Is the gentleman still in there ?
God And watch out! I’ve kept the best for the end: subscribe to our religion which is the one and only faithful religion before God.
Piploum Oh! They must possess the Holy-Secret! Indeed, these men think highly of everything but you.
God Anyway, when I send somebody humble to speak about me, men refuse them: John was beheaded…
Piploum Ouch!
God Jesus crucified…
Piploum Ouuuch!
God The apostles persecuted.
Piploum Some men do call on you from time to time, when they have tried everything and nothing has worked… These people must be somehow grateful when you help them…
God Look Piplum, if I were a famous surgeon who healed sick children, or else a lawyer who fought for desperate cases, or even a scientist who made scientific progress for humanity, I’m absolutely sure that my achievements would already have gone around the world…
Piploum Yeah, it’s true!
God And more than once! But I’m going to reveal to you the deepest thoughts of most of the men I help. Listen carefully…
voice 1 I prayed that God would give me a job, but in the end, maybe it’s due to chance…
voice 2 But what would people say if I told them that God saved my couple from divorce? I’d better explain that we met with a conjugal advisor, it will sound better.
voice 3 If I’m feeling better today, it’s because I’m a really good believer.
voice 4 People are going to laugh at me if I tell them that I was healed from cancer through Jesus…
voice 5 Now that I’ve taken a spiritual respite to settle my psycological problems, I can go back to normal life.
God Do you want more?
Piploum Er… I think I take your point… Well you’re not out of the manger yet…
God Well, one more day…
